The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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