Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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