Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
there was a trapeze. enough said
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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