I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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