I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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