I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
you inspire me to be a worse person
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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