from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
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I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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