someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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