Non-Jews are for practice
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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