New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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