this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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