I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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