I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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