we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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