I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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