What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
you made out with another girl for some wings
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