Umm I'm too high to move.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
