if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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