Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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