Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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