All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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