wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You took a bar mat shot.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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