i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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