ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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