mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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