He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
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He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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