New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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