direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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