Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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