We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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