Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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