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I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod

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(678): View more from Georgia

I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.

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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.

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(561): View more from Florida

I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."

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(410): View more from Maryland

we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Let the record show that I hate your ass.

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