Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I didn't shave. On purpose
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
