Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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