before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Dicks are not precious.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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