Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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