thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
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You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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