they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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