weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
When did we convert life to cartoon?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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