this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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