dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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