My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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