Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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