And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
This baby is an asshole
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
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