He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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