The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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