i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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