I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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