Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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