i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
