First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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