May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i think my mom watched the whole time
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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