The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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