Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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