i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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