She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I believe in your delicious
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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