Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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