Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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