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She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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