So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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