another moral hangover. fuck.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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